I only get on tumblr to feel alone and safe these days

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oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

No matter how badly we ended up, if you ever need anything, just ask somebody else.

idk this might come off as bitter but y’all know Matthew Perry was more than just the actor that played chandler bing right

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.


aces, lend me your strength

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I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

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god, finally someone did it

"Days will pass, and you'll abandon things you were addicted to, and leave someone, and cancel a dream, and finally, accept a reality."

– Nizar Qabbani

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The best running gag in Samurai Remnant is that unlike every one of Type-Moon's male protagonists, Iori gets zero sex, and yet everyone around him keeps saying things that Kaya will misconstrue into believing that her brother is getting laid every second of every day

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I don’t know if this is funny or depressing

‘most women I talk to don’t like xxxxxx’ many women are different people with different interests